circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

sasstrophysics:

do u ever just love someone so much u just

(Source: krillex)

foreverwholocked:

thewordwielder:

Expectations:

Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out?

Reality:

Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?

Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

MY MOTHER

This is actually true.

(Source: hoyitsdashexy)